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- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
It’s so cute when a guy worries.
When they take the time to constantly check up on you, texts you multiple times when you’re delaying in reply. When they call you to make sure you’re doing okay. When they tell you stupid jokes just to cheer you up when you’re sad, and they remind you to put on something warm when you’re sick. I actually find guys who worry really adorable, even if they’re doing these little actions unintentionally, as long as they don’t cross the line of annoying.
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heey sexxy! If you were a booger I'd pick you first ;)
lmfaoooo *facepalm
Writing on Water.
Sometimes I am sinfully envious of the visually artistic.
This is honestly one of the mot beautiful things ever.
rad
holy shit
Oh my God
Oh
wow
CAN EVERYONE PLEASE WATCH THIS SHES DANCING ON BUTTER OH MY GOD
OHMYGOSH THIS IS DEFINITELY GOING TO BE JION, JAZZ, AND I LATER IN THE FUTURE XD
what the fuck
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